It is a silly joke about life for middle-class people leading a comfortable suburban life

 It is a silly joke about life for middle-class people leading a comfortable suburban life. Trash is picked up once a week, and most of us are limited to a single bin. If you forget to put the bin out on trash collection day (once a week) you now have too much trash accumulating until the next week. Especially funny to men who take pride in a clean garage/clean yard & cannot stand the extra garbage.

My wife doesnt understand it. But I refuse... REFUSE to run outside like some kind of goddamn animal and race to put out the trash can. Running out there with my dick poking out of the front of my PJs like it always does when you try to run, my extra small tshirt (shrunken from repeated washing, not my increasing girth) riding up my belly, looking like some 3rd world peasant chasing after some feces wagon. If we hear the truck coming and the can's not out, sorry, it's too fucking late.


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